Hep?

After I saw Cat & Girl weighing in on hipsters, I find someone's blog entry about a hipster quiz. I am happy not to qualify, though I am dangerously close at 60%. Even though Sarah Vowell rules, I am apparently disqualified because "All Hipsters love Noam Chomsky," and I have no desire for a scooter. Also my facial hair is disqualified because it's not a fashion statement so much as a manifestation of my laziness.

Also the hoodie square needs to be changed on Hipster Bingo, since I just saw the same commercial five times in one hour yesterday for Old Navy hoodies.